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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via charlottelabouff)

Me:Did you find everything ok today Sir?
Male Customer:Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
Me:21, but yes.
Male Customer:God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
Male Customer:so do you like working here? Are you in school?
Me:Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
Male Customer:Are you seeing anyone?
Me:......Cash or Credit Sir?
Male Customer:When do you get off work?
Male co-worker comes up next to me:Everything ok?
Male Customer:Yeah we're fine
Male Co-worker:Actually I think you're being really rude
Male Customer:What are you her boyfriend?
Male co-worker:No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
Male Customer:You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
Me:It's really ok, everything is Ok
Male Co-worker:No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
Male Customer:slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
Male Co-worker:You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*


I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(via sorry)

  A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via astronomized)

(Source: blacksupervillain, via sorry)


so what are your hobbies?


like what do you do for fun?


(Source: slippinbeauty, via sorry)




does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via sorry)